fat whore jokes

Two Dwarfs Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two whores and take them to their separate hotel rooms.
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Yo momma is such a slut, that theres a party in her mouth and everybody's coming Yo mama is such a slut, her pants remind me of Vegas.
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Whats the difference between a bitch and a whore?
Yo mama's such a slut, when she was born, the doctor slapped her bottom to make her cry, and she said "don't forget to pull my hair" yo mama's such a slut, just like a Popsicle - everybody wants a fuckin lick!
I know a lady named Paulette that is so fat she has to wake up in sections.

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